How/why men stay in audit

1. They are emotionless. Can ignore family, girlfriend and frens jus for work.
2. They are total workaholics. No need to eat, sleep or have fun.
3. They have no life.
4. Their only love is SRMs and finding fault in ppl's accounts.
5. They have their wives to look after the family.
6. They let their girlfriends two-time when its audit peak and they have no time for the gf. hohoho...
7. They need to look older cos guys are more childish. hahaha
8. They dun think as much- just stick to their decision.
9. They noe they have the upper hand over women.
10. 8 out of 10 accounting graduates are women. need i say more?

How/why women stay in audit
1. They are damn lucky-never kena any shit job.
2. They are single. No other commitments.
3. Their bf/husband is also an auditor. then wun complain during audit peak.
4. Never have kids and marry a fellow auditor.
5. They have more male hormones than a norm woman. hahaha~

Why women CANNOT stay in audit
1. They are emotional creatures. they need time wif family and frens.
2. They need to feel loved by people. Not hated by clients.
3. They need to take care of the kids - cos their husbands are auditors.
4. Late nights are bad for the skin. They need their beauty sleep
5. 1 yr in audit = look 5 yrs older.
6. They are already more mature than guys, dun need to look older as well.
7. They love their social life
8. They love make-up but long hrs wif make-up on clogs the pores.
9. They hate tuas and love civilisation.
10. Bascially, they are not guys. hahaha~

Conclusion?
See the diff?? tt's why auditing is a guy's job... More proof needed? well it explains why there are more male partners than female despite there being much much more female accounting grads every yr. hoho...