Watched this stupid movie while waiting for my dad to pick me up at my cousin's place. Its really funny lar. If having a superhero is not dumb enough, Uma Thurman is a crazy and insecure superhero... After her boyfriend broke up with her, she haunts him with her superpowers. Makes life diff for him, tries to kill his goldfish, breaks a hole in his roof, makes him lose his job and even throws a shark at him!! wahaha... the shark bit is ridiculously hilarious. the shark chases Luke Wilson wround the house wanting to eat him or bite him or wadever. i mean how can a shark chase when there is no water?

But the show really serves as a warning to guys out there. Do not mess with the wrong gers sia. Women can be darn evil and merciless. wahaha... but all this getting back and wad not jus doesn make sense to me. wad's the point? if he doesn like you anymore, as if gettting back at him will serve any good. and worst still, some even threathen death and wad not.. aiyoh... is it worth it?

I was just wondering wad if i had a superhero bf (not tt i dunno there's not such thing). ehs think the coolest thing will be this:


flying!! hmm imagine being able to fly... how cool is tt? then again the dwn side will be to keeping his identity a secret... then cannot complain to girlfriends abt him... hee

Ok this is wad you get when a boring audior bums at home on a SAT!?!?! wahaha... i was browsing through my sis stuff and found this:

Never knew my sister was into this kinda stuff... ehs sis, wad is it that you wanna find out sia? hohoho... ok better shut up and clarify. its jus the title. The book is kinda interesting, it provides ans to alot of questions... and it is not only sex, it also has questions to do wif health, food, animals, sports etc etc. Some examples : Why do women pee more? Do nose strips really work? Are blueberries good for memory? Are bulls really attracted to the colour red? Does Gatorade work better to quench thirst? and many many more. The title is jus there to stir interest. Sex sells lar...

But all the explainations are all scientific ones lor. So it can get abit boring at times.. but since i was bored, i jus flipped thru and read abit here and there... to those who are still wondering abt the ans to the title of the bk, here it is: it is because of the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid and endorphins. these chemicals are released after orgasm and have a calming effect on ppl after sex. Furthermore, with the depletion of the muscles of energy-producing glycogen, this adds to the sleepiness. and since we all noe who orgasms more frequently and does most of the work, tt's why men fall asleep after sex. See, told you the bk is very scientific. hahahaha....

Realised i haven't been updating my blog for a while... in fact this post is dated 24 Oct when its like the 27th today? oppss... sorry...

Anyways, this is my second R21 movie, after Brokeback Mt. Ehs... like brokeback, i have totally NO idea why this is rated R21. nothing one lor... i think some M18 or even NC 16 movies are worse. then again, its the genre lar. Lesbian show... haha think i'm abit not normal. my only R21 shows are either lesbian or guy. haha ooppss... but i think i am still norm lar, although i like to say nan ren guo shi jian huo. haha... guys, no offence okie? you guys noe i jus like to say this for fun... hee =)

The show is abt Mona (Natalie Press), who basically i have no idea wad she does other than do nothing, bum around and quarrel with her "holy" brother. yar... So, she meet Tamsin (Emily Blunt from ‘The Devil Wears Prada’) who is well-educated, spoiled and kinda cynical (she actually imagines that her sister died of anorexia -_-). As they are total opposites, each is wary of the other's differences when they first met. But this coolness soon melts into mutual fascination, amusement and attraction. (but abit too fast though, maybe there were jus too many parts cut off)

The show then goes on to show the two of them hanging out drinking, smoking and sun tanning topless. yar, that is basically all they do in the show... and then there's the part where Tamsin tried to seduce the holy bro and succeeded. see nan ren dou shi jian huo. wahaha...

And so, conclusion: i totally dunno wad the whole show is toking abt... and critics rated the show 4 stars?!?! ok, its either i'm dumb or i dunno how to appriciate these kinda shows... haha... and this is not the first time i fail to understand wad a 4 star show is toking abt. sighs... guess i should jus stick to blockbusters or those 2 to 3 stars cheap flicks... hahaa

I'm BORED.... imagine working at 10.45pm?!?!?! Sighs.. seeing numbers everywhere now (note to clients: pls print bigger fonts, dun squeeze everything into one page and spoil my eyes trying to see those numbers of urs!!!) , bet i'm gonna dream of them too... Oh, maybe i will dream of the next 4D first prize, then i dun need to work anymore!! wahahaha.

anyway, i was flipping thru my old stuffs... all the stuffs we gers used to write to each other (i was frm a gers sch back then), and i found this:

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but i can look up and see their beauty, believe in them and try to follow where they lead. - Louisa May Alcott

thought it was pretty meaningful and decided to pen it dwn. To those studying for exams (yes although i may not be in sch anymore, i noe exams are round the corner), believe in urself and reach for your dreams. You can do it!! To those who are still struggling to find light on wad you are doing now, dun give up hope. we can do it!! hehe... follow your dreams...

This weekend was a blast!! feel so proud of myself cos i actually did all my "S" activities. hehe. happy happy~ hmm.. S activities on S days (Sat and Sun)... haha lamez...

1st S-inging
KTV!! hee... after going to Kbox last week wif ppl from my batch(photos coming soon, after i get them from jess), decided to go again. this time wif my sisters~ yays!! haven't been going out wif my sisters much lately due to the lack of time and xiao mei having exams... Now tt exams are over, its jie mei outing~ Kbox @ Parkway!!

Photos time!!

My sister says i'm damn vain took the first picture wif specs then mus take another one w/o hee..

Yesterday nite was meet the gers nite. so happy~ Auditors' gathering... hehe... Initially we wanted to meet at Cafe Iguana cos they serve huge Margaritas! But, it was too crowded and we din wanna wait. so yups, we walked dwn clarke quay and settled for this place called The Bungy Bar... below are the drinks we ordered. Lychee martini, Strawberry margarita and my Sex on the beach (not suggesting anything ok). think its so amusing to order Sex on the beach. imagine telling the bar tender "can i have sex on the beach" wahaha....

When our drinks arrived, we had the same reaction "ehs, all red" haha... though they look pretty, they dun taste good. the lychee martini is the worst i ever tasted. eekss... and the strawberry margarita wasn't fantastic either. Only my sex on the beach tasted normal. hmms... we should have waited at iguana hors?

Photos time!! Top: Gen and me, bottom, the pwc gang of qian, cindy and miao rong.

Like last sat, our dear ting is late. so lucky her, she din have to suffer with the lousy cocktails and decided to stick to the "safe" drink - beer. hehe, smart choice. and tt's ting with her coffee @ Coffee club last sat.

My muddy mud pie and dar's choc cake. Yummies~ Liked the muddy mud pie. think its quite good, even though its jus ice cream... hees. it has even won the Top 100 Signature Dish Award by Food Entertainment lehs... no kidding.

The Muddy mud pie is HUGE can?? Super value for money. and i finished the whole thing... I'm really the dessert queen rite? but its really darn sinful lors...

Before coffee club, we met up with the other gers at TCC earlier in the day. hee... Above are the drinks we ordered... No surprise mine is the pink one. hee... raspberry tea freeze~ Not too bad... can give it a try someday.

Today is a super blur day... dunno wad's wrong wif me, damn blur lar. not concentrating on wad i'm doing... haha... had to go find my client so many times cos i cannot remember wad i wanted to ask, if not kept missing out this and that. when my client showed me the documents, i forgot to look out for this and that. Asked me for something, i took 1 hr to get back to her cos i forgot... sighs... damn blur!!! luckily my client is very nice, never scold me. hee... and when we were about to leave, i forgot to switch off the air-con and close the door... blur to the max!! oh yes, and the bloody air-con is making me sick!! @22 degrees, its freezing cold! @23, its bloody stuffy! stupid aircon!!!! hot and cold, cold and hot. coupled with the lack of sleep, equals one sick ger coming up. i dun wanna fall sick over the weekends!! *sobs*

Worst thing, when i came home, i tripped on my pants and fell dwn the stairs!! double sobs... so dumb rite? luckily no one saw me. but still, this is wad i got on my back:



my ass hurts too but cannot post the photo lar... haha... and my elbow. though no wound but pain lar... blue-black coming up. when i was bathing, i hit my finger against the sink. and when i was walking to the living room, bumped into my sofa~ how dumb can i get?? Pls... enough of bumping into things for one day. Why am i so unlucky?? But today is thursday... Its tml that is Friday the 13th wad!!! hahaha.... to avoid furthing injury, i'm going to bed. Pray tt i dun fall off my bed k? hahahaha

When was the last time a girl fren told you she's too fat and needs to diet? all gers are guilty of this but its not like we are vain or wadever... it's the truth!! esp when you are on a office job (which most of us are). Imagine, sitting the whole day, then have lunch, sit again. then dinner, sit again. so its eat and sit, sit and eat. and who suffers?? the tummy!! haha...

A fren was telling me she wans to go on diet... so there we were, two gers exchanging pointers on the best method to lose weight.

1. Calories counting. Stick to 2000 calories per day
Advantages: It really works! can lose alot of weight.
Disadvantages: Mus be super disciplined. once you exceed, you will gain back the weight again. and its really troublesome to remember how many calories each food contains.
Verdict: Forget it. haha

2. Skipping lunch or dinner.
Advantages: yups this works too. and saves the trouble of thinking of wad to eat. hehe
Disadvantage: unwise to skip meals. and never skip breakfast!
Verdict: maybe a light lunch or dinner is a better idea.

3. Proper meals with absolutely no snacking in between. Avoid oily food.
Advantage: proper eating habits and proven by my fren to work!
Disadvantage: again, discipline is a prob.
Verdict: if you are a snacking queen like me, forget it. hahaha

The thing abt decreasing your food intake is that your body will feel the change, resulting in insufficient energy. This then leads to a fall in metobolism rate cos now there are less calories to burn. So, when you increase your food intake again, cos of the fall in metabolism rate, there will be excess calories which will be converted to FATS~ ie. gain weight!!

4. Dun care, jus eat wad you want.
Advantage: No worries abt anything
Disadvantage: You WILL put on weight.
Verdict: the older you get, this option is less attractive, cos our metabolism rate will fall which means we need to eat less or risk gaining weight.

5. Moderate eating, avoid too much oily and fattening food. Indulge then work it off.
Advantage: No risk of metabolism rate falling. maintain wadever you are now.
Disadvantage: No time and too lazy to exercise.
Verdict: Best solution. So try to exercise more! hahaha

Was reading eileen's blog and saw this very interesting post on the words women use. I jus had to contribute my two cents worth of thoughts... hahaha...

Guys, how many times have you heard this word "Nothing" coming from your girlfriends? Bet you HATE this word ehs? haha... According to eileen, "Nothing" is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. how true is that? Recall the last time you quarelled with ur gf. I'm sure there was this point you asked her "wad is wrong" and she will go "nothing". Don't you jus hate that word? You know there is something but yet she doesn want to tell you. At that point in time how u wish you could read her mind and noe wad she wants rite? Well, the truth is, when we gers say "nothing" it means we are still pissed but jus can't be bothered to waste our time explaining. cos the point is, (guys pls admit this) even if we do explain, you wun see our point and jus feel that we are being unreasonable. So why continue argueing when you know it will jus lead no where?

So the next time your gf says "nothing", jus let it be BUT be on ur toes... cos she will be all out to pick on you. the next little thing that irritates her will cause her to totally blow~ hahaha... and if she really blows (which happens quite often) pls try not to argue.. jus give in lar, then everything will be fine, hopefully.... haha... Oh, and pls, DO NOT go "dun nothing me, i noe there is something", this is a total nono!!! Although we both know there is "something", this line is like pushing the button on a time bomb - the ger will totally blow and the situation will get nasty.

Another word that most men hate is "Fine": the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. seriously, whenever someone uses that word, it means end of arguement, period. Wad reply can u give to the word "fine"?? haha powerful word eh? so the smart move - just shut up.

Universal hated word coming from any woman: "5 mins" cos when this pertains to getting ready or when they are late, it would usually mean 30mins to 1 hr. haha yes, i'm pretty guilty of this too, ooppss... hehe =P

"Wadever/ a loud sigh" yups i agree with eileen that this is the most misunderstood word by men. We gers use this when we can't be bothered to explain or argue anymore. Which also means this is a less scary word compared to "nothing" cos it means we wanna end the discussion and jus move on. i.e. we are not angry, angry - yet. So please, jus let it be and change the topic. DO NOT probe further or the "wadever" will become a "nothing".

See, we gers are not hard to understand wad... hahaha

Weird... Haven't had this feeling in a while. The feeling of not knowing wad you want or wad are you doing....

The past week seems to have flown pass w/o me knowing wad is happening. I dunno wad i am doing. Somehow my mind is not concentrating on my tasks at hand. Like today, i typed an sms and did not even send it. and i was wondering why my fren din reply... My mind is always drifting somewhere. But the thing is i do not know where it is drifting to. Half the time i am thinking of something and then i will forget wad i was thinking of the next moment. So un-me.

Keep feeling that something is missing but yet i cannot pinpoint wad it is. Jus the feeling of something's not right. I dun feel rite but yet i dunno why. Mixed feelings... Again, so un-me.

Crapping way too much too. Kinda not registering wad comes out of my mouth. Its only when it comes out that i realised i may have said something wrong. Like i said, my mind is not wif me. I'm only half registering wad i say and wad i hear. dunno why, so un-me. Pls pardon my nonsense if you found me weird last week.

I want to be somewhere yet i dunno where. I want to go somewhere but i dunno where. hmm... could this be due to the lack of sleep? or that i'm jus bored? I'm not thinking, not planning, not focusing. Many times this week i find myself jus doing the first thing that hits me. Luckily things turned out fine. Could it be cos i'm too happy? happy tt i could bum around in office? Or issit because i've been slacking too much, my brain has shut down. the engine's not working?

Wadever, weekends are here! its time to enjoy~ Praying that i'll be back to normal next week....

My first and final days of slacking.... the week began with me being de-booked from an engagement. guess its cos they decided there wasn't enuff things for two newbies to do? haha... or was it becos i was on concurrent jobs so decided to gimme a break? haha wadever the reason, i'm jus happy to have nothing to do. my first time actually staying in office lor... poor thing rite? for the past month i was out at client's the whole time. BUT, jus when i was happy to be stuck in office, i'm booked on another job... WTH~ so its only mon-wed slacking. thurs is back to work again, so gotta enjoy while i can...

Realised that slacking is kinda fun but tiring sia. need to act busy. haha... half the time we are either crapping and msging each other (yes we can sit next to each other and still same time each other. btw, same time is the office version of msn.) the other half of the time, we are doing this:


Web-based learning. Boring stuff. kinda like online learning, then we need to pass some test at the end of the lesson. which reminds me, my fren took 10 tries and still cannot pass this stupid test so i decided to help. and guess wad? i passed with jus 1 try!! and i din even take the lesson. am i good or jus plain lucky sia?? wahahaha...

Us, the central filing team cum zuo bo gang... we were so bo after lunch we jus took out our camera phones and started snapping. wahaha
Dessert - again~ this time, Mango Sago frm the Arcade. Super nice ok!! Heart heart..

My EY family... haha... i was jus damn hyper so i started giving ppl names... gor gor, jie jie, auntie, daddy, shuai ge, brother, sister... wadever lar... so everyone became one family becos of me... hahaha. sighs once everyone are on jobs, dunno when will have the chance to slack and lame together again... Will miss these days...

I Think I

一天过一天 从不确定变成了答案
就像这样 停留在只有你去的方向
每当你出现我身旁 就感觉爱情的重量
我越在意 越难衡量 就越放不下
越不去想就越是他

I Think I love you 爱就是这样
Cause I miss you 喜欢你善良
陪你去逛逛 会偶尔吵架 吵累了说贴心的话
I'm falling for you 爱就是这样
Now I need you 想等你放假 要一起分享
Oh今晚的星光 当你说要守护幸福 不打烊

我们越看就越像 不说也能了解对方
画同一张图画 想同一个梦想 幸福是一座大灯塔　
少了你世界就照不亮 你一定会再给我力量　
其实爱我并不复杂 真心的对话 就能够往幸福出发　

I Think I love you 爱就是这样
Cause I miss you 喜欢你善良
陪你去逛逛 会偶尔吵架 吵累了说贴心的话
I'm falling for you 爱就是这样
Now I need you 想等你放假 要一起分享
Oh今晚的星光 当你说要守护幸福 不打烊

爱时常让两个人受伤 爱也总让两个人更坚强　
我们不会知道 以后的日子会有多长　
在我的世界 都会有你守护肩膀

I Think I love you 爱就是这样
Cause I miss you 喜欢你善良
陪你去逛逛 会偶尔吵架 吵累了说贴心的话
I'm falling for you 爱就是这样
Now I need you 想等你放假 要一起分享
Oh今晚的星光 当你说要守护幸福 不打烊

watched too much Full House... still cannot get over this song. heard the chi version then super excited!! haha. but still think the korean version is better.. but oh wells.... hee

Me and a table full of food!! enjoy enjoy~

Sun with Moon @ Wheelock Place
Desserts again!! *heart heart* hehe i'm totally a dessert person so how can i not have dessert? twice in a row i'm here. the desserts are good!! better than the main courses i would say. but abit overdose of chestnuts for a day. water chestnut in the day then now chestnut crepes? hahaha... do share this dessert cos its really chestnuty. will get abit sick after a while. the sakura ice cream is kinda unique. got flower smell. hee...

the chocolate parfait is good though!! yummy~